July 2011
11 posts
Took the cat outside today. It’s amazing what a little fresh air can do for a pussy.
Just had a closed door conversation with the spider in the cupboard. Hope this doesn’t upset Arachno-Human relations.
I’m considering changing my voice mail message to “I’m sorry. My BlackBerry has decided that my phone app is not that important right now.”
Just overheard, “Is it true The Beatles sold more albums than Michael Jackson? They must be really famous.” #howiknowimoutoftouch #sad
Du hast- performed a capella by Viva Vox Choir. You have got to hear this. Really. http://t.co/ooMjWnV
Today I discovered one can purchase chicken feet but not chicken livers from the local grocer. #nowmylifescomplete
Just ate 16oz of cherries. While pondering something to add to this statement, I found this. Check the date. Spooky. http://t.co/WEd5A9r
Dear Twitter & Facebook, please do not promote who I should follow. I’m not part of the generation who has it’s opinions spoon fed to them.
If -dysania- is “the state of finding it hard to get out of bed in the morning,” what’s it called when it happens at 2 in the afternoon? Me.
Damn. This. BlackBerry! Porn crashes your browser? Must reboot. Popping battery… again.
I am doing many things to not be angry with my phone; including envisioning it dressed in a tutu and snorkel goggles.