November 2010
26 posts
RT @badbanana: “I’m a lover not a fighter. Thus, I can’t be a crime fighter. Therefore, I love crime.” -Birth of new villain, Faulty Logic.
RT @MommyNeedsANap: I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but the letters are alphabetized like they should be.
Yesterday I remembered that he’s not vicious or malicious,
just de-lovely and delicious.
RT @badbanana: “The greatest thing since sliced Bread.” -Guy Who Hates The Band Bread
RT @pawhite: “We live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons”~Paul Newman
RT @hitchmichael: Shouldn’t the Valentine’s Day candy be for sale right now?
Maybe one day, souls will be uploadable and there will be tweets from the dead.
I have managed to survive yet another solar revolution. Actually, I have a hard time managing my sleep paper. Someone else musta done this.
Skyline: stream it online & don’t worry about pausing it when you gotta pee.
RT @SageFrancis: There’s not enough life for me to do all that I want. The chance of me earning a law degree & eventually becoming a jud …
The glass is neither half empty nor half full, just twice as big as it needs to be.
RT @SiNDADDY: I have a super power. I can see back into the past. Go ahead, ask me anything. Sports scores, major events, headlines etc. ;P
The more stuff I have the less I want the stuff I don’t have.
Go Coco. You go man.
“CHEESE PEOPLE” ( http://bit.ly/9dRR0o )
“Bread People” ( http://bit.ly/9ue29h )
Gassy.
“I was going to stay at this motel last night, but the logo wasn’t quite phallic enough… ” ( http://bit.ly/9HQMJ5 )
Scientists have disproved Einstein’s theory of October time manufacturing. Apparently it can be produced in November now.
Letters of Note: Our gods are assholes →
Just spent two hours researching candidates and issues with Simon. Tomorrow I take my son to vote for his first time. *tear*
It’s 2 am. Do you know where your shitty weather is? Coming through my drafty window. 29 degrees. S’pose it’s time to get the gas turned on.
“Had to review Sex and the City 2. As a result I now hate sex, cities, conjunctions, articles and numerals.” Michael J Nelson, movie critic
RT @michaeljnelson: Had to review Sex and the City 2. As a result I now hate sex, cities, conjunctions, articles and numerals.
RT @badbanana: Last night of political ads. A sad time for those of us who enjoy black and white photos combined with ominous piano music.
