February 2010
93 posts
Brisk morning walk, a bar of chocolate, phone call fom my brother, & 4 hrs of catching up on missed ncis episodes. I’m gonna go take a walk.
January 2010
110 posts
So it was 8 degrees when I left. It’s 14 now. I’m gonna tell ya- that 10 degrees really doesn’t make a whole hell of a lot of difference.
It’s 7:45. It’s 4 degrees. The game plan is the walk to CVS in about an hour. I’ll let you know how that turns out.
Sometimes when I blow my nose, tears squirt from my eyes. Must be from holding crack hits in too long.
RT @hitchmichael: RT @HankChilton Those at&t ads with Luke Wilson make me want to give up my iPhone. I might have to send him my ab loun …
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The only reason I might occasionally find it difficult to spend time face to face w/ people is because they make me want to kill them.
I have no desire to witness first hand the experience of the judicious result of felonious assault. Another mental health day tomorrow.
RT @badbanana: A friend told me I’m out of touch. I laughed so hard I almost peed my Hammer pants.
RT @chinagrrrl: “Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands-then eat just one of those piece …
RT @mental_floss: “At this point, the length of this conversation is way out of proportion to my interest in it.” (From ‘Sports Night’)
Is there such a thing as a 150 dollar bill? I dreamt Simon Cowell gave me one to show his admiration at how much of a cold bitch I could be.
I have long ago given up the dream of rocking down to Electric Avenue, let alone taking it higher.
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I want to walk to the store. It’s 4 degrees out. Windchill takes it to -6. Chocolate or frostbite… I’ll keep you abreast of the progress.
“We need to stop meeting like this.” “Okay, let’s meet like that.”
I am not a spinster. I just refuse to be w/ someone who isn’t good enough for me.
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Boiling a pot of water makes the kitchen go up 10 degrees. There’s a euphemism in that somewhere- but I’m too busy taking off my sweater.
RT @sirmitchell: You gotta shit while the iron’s hot. #closeenough
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Boing Boom Tschak (ping)
Phrase of the day: “Lag time.”
RT @RayLokison: The PETA thing is stupid,they want to replace the groundhog with a robot!Hello people!That’s how Skynet starts!!!
RT @SageFrancisSFR: “Historically, the most terrible things - war, genocide, & slavery - have resulted not from disobedience, but from o …
http://twitpic.com/103jlw - This is what happens when I let Simon do my hair. Really.
It’s not lonely at the top, it’s crowded at the bottom.
Walking. Just passes a crushed Wild Irish Rose bottle, 5 empty Corona’s & a broken hypodermic. No crack pipe in sight. Amateurs.
Back of the cupboard ingenious recipes: In lieu of bread, sprinkle cinnamon & sugar over popcorn. Salt it first. Not sure why, but trust me.
If your eating cereal out of a cake pan with a melon baller it might be time to wash some dishes.
If anxiety compels one to sneak out, is only exacerbated by all of the calls asking where you went.
Whoa is me.
If Hormel moved their corporate headquarters to Afganistan I’m sure you could buy corned beef hashish.