January 2010
110 posts
It’s 11:30 & I just returned home from an “interesting” New Year’s Eve party.” I know.
Just finished eating last chocolate of the year. We’ve had a good run, my friend. But it’s gonna B a hot minute before we can again embrace.
RT @marteeeen: instead of hoping that 2010 is going to be better - can we just make the fuck sure it is?
December 2009
140 posts
I have just been witness to Simon’s most interesting interpretive dance to “The Devil Went Down to Georgia.”
GI Joe: Cheesy. Sophomoric. Action packed. Like… an action figure. But w/no kung-fu grip. Appreciated Scarlet’s practical footwear.
The dream police are coming to arrest me.
I’m itchy.
I just heated some canola oil which apparently was rancid. Apt now smells like a methlab & my eyes are watery. I threw it out in the snow.
I’m sorrry. Did I mention de Quervain’s Tenosynovitis?
RT @badbanana: New Year’s Eve is my opportunity to enjoy a quiet night out without people making fun of my pink glitter derby.
Yes? No? Maybe? http://www.ocm.edu/contact.html
Potato chips are sold not in the freezer isle?
*cell phones in freezer cases,walking w/ questionable aquaintanes, sunburns, disposable web-books used as phones, shrunken favourite shirt.
Yeah, I guess it’s time I hit the dusty ol’ trail.
RT @Ellectrocutie: “While intelligent people can often simplify the complex, a fool is more likely to complicate the simple.”
Two million feral hogs scour the Texas countryside.
“5 degrees feels like 5 degrees.” http://bit.ly/6COEV3
Your friends that don’t dance are no friends of mine.
I haven’t answered your call because my doctor told me I can only talk to five people a day on the phone. And I don’t have roll over.
I got this eyeliner that does not come off@ all while asleep. Very hard 2 reproduce the dirty bird look if U can’t get your makeup 2 smudge.
http://twitpic.com/vrg45 - Do you have any idea how hard it is to txt wearing one of these?
CVS… Walking in the cold wet snow is kinda like having sex in broom closet. Muscle cramps & hard to breath.
In a news-vertisement backed by match.com, it was stated, “Nobody uses the word ‘spinster’ anymore.” I beg to differ.
*dreamt I cut my hair w/ finger nail scissors. I did a good job in the way that it was not a good job at all.
Thank you mail lady. I have once again been rescued from the land of fucked up dreams.
http://twitpic.com/vk7ib - This was on the inside of the stall door at the movie theater bathroom.
Avatar: District 9 meets Ferngully. & I mean that in a good way.
Trekking on slippy surfaces to venture to the theater. Hopefully the salt will have been laid before Avatar is over.
I’m kinda in a bittersweet funk today. Most probably dark chocolate withdrawal.
http://twitpic.com/vg35x - X-mas favors already put away @ Party City. Decided to pimp it instead.
Lips like sweet-n-low, saccharine kisses.
I love walking into a noisy room & suddenly it all goes silent.
Unlike me, God doesn’t sleep.
I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: dreamt, time, people - http://w33.us/5yjt
I need to get the song “Xanadu” out of my head. Any suggestions?
I would like to take this opportunity to thank all those virgins who so unwillingly sacrificed their blood in the name of my vanity.
http://twitpic.com/vc6j6 - I hope I’m kickin Freddy Kruger’s ass up & down the street both ways..
Thank U cell phone. Your never wavering commitment 2my waking up has rescued me from yet another bout of slumber enduced uncomfortableness.
Woke up to yet another alluding bruise. Okay. Okay. I’ll go eat a spinach & broccoli salad already.
Happy Christmas to all, we fought the good fight. http://bit.ly/6ZL2Xa Rock on.
Apparently I haven’t quite broken the code how 2record video on my phone w/out audio sounding like dying eels on the far side of a Vornado.
Side show: taking bets on how long it takes 4girls 2willingly get their asses grabbed. Btw-keeping time in minutes, not drinks. I’m winning.
Home. Enjoying fat free re-fried beans from a can w/ bite size tortilla rounds. I got no complaints.
Getting ready to experience Missle Toe: The world’s best Christmas bad.
Thank you Spike TV. I forgot just how much I can’t stand The Phantom Menace.
Darth Maul rocks. If you gotta die in a movie, getting sliced in half is one of the coolest ways to go. Like the warrior chick in Gladiator.
Getting ready to watch Dragonslayer.
So I guess now it’s Christmas & all that junk. Merry. Merry.
I have never seen “Dirty Dancing.” Get over it.
CVS. REO Speedwagon. Keep on lovin you? I’m gonna do it.