July 2011
11 posts
Took the cat outside today. It’s amazing what a little fresh air can do for a pussy.
Just had a closed door conversation with the spider in the cupboard. Hope this doesn’t upset Arachno-Human relations.
I’m considering changing my voice mail message to “I’m sorry. My BlackBerry has decided that my phone app is not that important right now.”
Just overheard, “Is it true The Beatles sold more albums than Michael Jackson? They must be really famous.” #howiknowimoutoftouch #sad
Du hast- performed a capella by Viva Vox Choir. You have got to hear this. Really. http://t.co/ooMjWnV
Today I discovered one can purchase chicken feet but not chicken livers from the local grocer. #nowmylifescomplete
Just ate 16oz of cherries. While pondering something to add to this statement, I found this. Check the date. Spooky. http://t.co/WEd5A9r
Dear Twitter & Facebook, please do not promote who I should follow. I’m not part of the generation who has it’s opinions spoon fed to them.
If -dysania- is “the state of finding it hard to get out of bed in the morning,” what’s it called when it happens at 2 in the afternoon? Me.
Damn. This. BlackBerry! Porn crashes your browser? Must reboot. Popping battery… again.
I am doing many things to not be angry with my phone; including envisioning it dressed in a tutu and snorkel goggles.
June 2011
1 post
RT @neiltyson: N. Hemisphere bias is understandable. Nonetheless, Happy First Day of Winter to the 1 in 5 people who live south of Equator.
March 2011
20 posts
It’s amazing how many people I am friends with can’t stand one another. I wonder how many of my friends don’t like me.
I have given up lent for lent.
RT @badbanana: The earthquake shortened Earth’s day by 1.8 microseconds, so don’t expect me to get everything done this week.
RT @neiltyson: The urge to blame catastrophe on cosmos is strong. It’s even in our language: “DisAster” translates from Latin to “BadStar”
After a bit of catnip you’ll both be rocking those cones like a coupla divas. You know it’s true. (@joshrthompson)http://yfrog.com/h22uzzxj
Woke up with this song in my head. Not too shabby of a way to start the day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_0U3DlLFSU
Barbie turns 52 today. She’s well on her way aspiring to be Joan Rivers. No Brooklyn rhetoric,but has the plasticface already taken care of.
Where’s all this snow we were s’posed to get? I stocked up on milk, bread and blue tarps for naught?
Upon reflection I’ve come to realize the things that come out of my own mouth are entertaining enough. http://bit.ly/eca6Jh #unfollowcharlie
I think I’m gonna skip going to mass tomorrow and just roll around in a blazing palm grove in Indonesia.
One of my favourite picks of Miss Sassy and myself. Such a good gato. http://twitpic.com/47tp9g
#PancakeTuesday. http://www.loveveggiesandyoga.com/2010/01/vegan-gluten-free-pancakes.html
Thank u @gairusso for the mutant mango. Now I’m expecting a 3-eyed fish. http://twitpic.com/473i5q
RT @gairusso: Ron speaks…read on: http://articles.latimes.com/2011/feb/20/entertainment/la-ca-adult-swim-20110220
Ron and Gai Russo R2 of my favourite people very dear to me. (You’re welcome, lady friend. Namaste.) Check them both out. www.gairusso.com
RT @edhose: I would be better off to write my notes on a banana instead of my hand, I keep washing off my to do list, but I seldom wash …
If life is a highway, I’m idling in neutral under an overpass to keep out of the rain. Oh yeah- And I’m driving a go-cart. With an 8 track.
Charlie Sheen v Muammar Gaddafi: whose line is it anyway? http://t.co/QonHnAU
RT @Frater_Puck: BREAKING NEWS: CBS is entering trade negotiations with Libya to swap Sheen for Khaddafy. Khaddafy reportedly eager to j …
Does Preparation H really help to reduce under eye puffiness? ‘Cause I’m thinking Visine would give an achy sphincter nominal relief.
February 2011
9 posts
RT @mental_floss: According to a Columbia University study, 83% of NY prostitutes have a Facebook page. (via @Wired + @TheWeek)
RT @reddit: Teachers unions are illegal in five states. These states rank 50th, 49th, 48th, 47th, and 44th in test scores. http://redd. …
RT @alexanderchee: If we cut Planned Parenthood, the money saved could sustain the war for 3 hours 51mins. $75 million for 800 clinics a …
RT @badbanana For me, bookmarking a web page is like smiling at someone on the street knowing I’ll never see them again.
Remember the whole hullabaloo about cell phones giving you brain cancer? Whatever happened with that? And where are my flying cars?
20th Anniversary Party of the Roman Expansion at Bank Street Artist Cooperative tomorrow. 9pm-ish. Did I just pique your curiosity?
Going to see MC Escher at the art museum tonight. I’ll let ya know if he lays down any phat geometric rhymes.
I’m pretty sure it’s time to move on to greener pastures. Unfortunately, I’m going to have to wait two months for the snow to melt.
RT @zorya_poluchnya: Happy birthday Simon!
November 2010
26 posts
RT @badbanana: “I’m a lover not a fighter. Thus, I can’t be a crime fighter. Therefore, I love crime.” -Birth of new villain, Faulty Logic.
RT @MommyNeedsANap: I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but the letters are alphabetized like they should be.
Yesterday I remembered that he’s not vicious or malicious,
just de-lovely and delicious.
RT @badbanana: “The greatest thing since sliced Bread.” -Guy Who Hates The Band Bread
RT @hitchmichael: Shouldn’t the Valentine’s Day candy be for sale right now?
RT @pawhite: “We live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons”~Paul Newman
Maybe one day, souls will be uploadable and there will be tweets from the dead.
I have managed to survive yet another solar revolution. Actually, I have a hard time managing my sleep paper. Someone else musta done this.
The glass is neither half empty nor half full, just twice as big as it needs to be.