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I used to be allergic to cashews. I built up a tolerance by eating three every day for a year.
Can’t seem to get the theme song to CHIPS out of my head. It reminds me why I love my Eric Estrada motercycle cop boots so much.
…Sooo over the whole H1N1 thing. Really.
Can one build up an imunity to the Vulcan Neck Pinch?
Just scrolled through 10 months of tweets 2 capture in scrapbook my profile page in it’s entirety. 1,200 tweets. Could have been much worse.
So I scrapbooked all my tweets to print them out for this project I’m working on. Gonna have to put it off until I buy more ink. 96 pages.
Did you know bats technically don’t have wings? They have webbed fingers & fly w/ their hands. Oh, such a lovely evening of airborn rodents.
Why do birds sing so gay?
Who remembers how awesome “Manimal” was?
Exactly who instigated the concept that velociraptors were evil? Let’s blame Michael Crichton.
Oct 17 2:39pm
Msg: I’m completely surrounded by nature. But the crashing waves are reminicent of highway traffic. Feels like home.
I sent out mad txts whilst gone. Why didn’t Twitter get any of theirs? What, they don’t accept incoming calls from nature? Probably.
Wow. Five foot swells on the ferry. Taco Bell was fairly yummy. Let’s hope I don’t have to taste it again. Island, ho!
9:45 AM. Enough food for at least a week. I’ll be home in 2 1/2 days. Maybe I’m having a sub-conscious Donner Party premonition…